I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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