She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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