can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
this hospital has no fireball
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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