But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
