if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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