so explain again why im purple
no
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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