You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think i have herpe
just one?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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