she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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