yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
