How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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