every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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