God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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