Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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