It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
wow bdsm is so cute
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