No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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