Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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