We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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