we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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