i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
