Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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