so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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