thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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