So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
