Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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