Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
false alarm, still single
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