I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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