Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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