It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
