Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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