doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
