I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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