Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
