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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You were trust falling into bushes
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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