I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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