: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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