dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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