i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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