I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
there is glitter all over my balls
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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