how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Farmville is her only friend.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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