Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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