no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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