i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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