Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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