Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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