ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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