He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
