summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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