No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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