He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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