Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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