Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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