my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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