did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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