32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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